I was miss preteen wet dream When i was 17 I lip-sync and Pretended to sing Got breast implants And a wedding ring Then i flashed all my privates they put pictures In the magazines Don't take the kids from me Don't take the kids from me I started hittin the bottle Lost all the titles of role model Hitched in vegas Forgot it Did all the things that i wanted And with a kid in the car dont need a seatbelt Or protection Don't take the kids from me Don't take the kids from me I'm misses lifestyles of the hicks and trailers Don't take the kids from me I'm misses oh my god that hair she shaved it Don't take the kids from me I'm misses now i have a double chin Don't take the kids from me I'm misses don't we miss when she was thin Don't take the kids from me I'm misses don't take the kids from me Try then pissin me off I'll take an umbrella to your car Just try flippin me off And now were gonna make a scene And i won't show up to court Now are you sure u'll take the kids from me Don't take the kids from me I'm misses most likely to walk around naked in the shoppin mall Doesn't matter cuz i'll do a line or two to forget it all No wonder theres panic in the industry i mean please Don't take the kids from me Don't take the kids from me I'm misses lifestyles of the hicks and trailers Don't take the kids from me I'm misses oh my god that hair she shaved it Don't take the kids from me I'm misses now i have a double chin Don't take the kids from me I'm misses don't we miss when she was thin Don't take the kids from me I'm misses preteen wet dream When i was seventeen It matters when i walk with barefeet And leave my kids with whomevers free Aren't they sick of the pictures of my privates in the magazines?