My Robot Friend - I Am The Robot lyrics

The secrets of my robot phase I keep myself awake for days And stroke my co*k in mayonnaise And jerk off while the music plays My brain is just a bu*tered roll I seem to scratch some patterns whole My circuits recite And hope it's flush me down the toilet bowl You smile and it turns me off You grab my balls and make me cough I feel my body going soft My metal skin is oh-so tough Its not the clothes that make the man But when he knows how to demand And throws himself an evil plan Discard me in a garbage can CHORUS: I am the robot I am the robot I am the robot In your town I am the robot I am the robot I am the robot I get down (repeat)