My Mother The Carjacker - Buff, The Celestial Reindeer lyrics

I peer into the stars And what do I see? A f**ing reindeer He's peering back at me His head held high with pride Steadfast and sturdy I wish he could come down He'd never hurt me, no In light of Buff He was the leader of the pack you see? No man or mammal was willing to cause a strife But now at night in his attained spot to leer, You can still see Buff the celestial reindeer Don't look now! He's changed the roaming skies Searching lies, cries and hollow alibis And though this warrior is so distant in your site He is still able to f** you over night In light of Buff