Do you really think that you deserve to pa** Said the angel to our hero at the last If you give me but a moment to explain I can prove my life hasn't been in vain It's true I may have lied to wriggle free Of many of my life's little awkward situations The lives I've touched are frivolous or few A savoir I've been called, and it's justified, it's true Please, sir If you let me in I'll prove sir I'll fight by tooth and nail By crook by crook to dispel Fight by tooth and nail By crook by crook to dispel All these myths and fabrications, fables How I've changed, oh how I've changed, oh please, sir A crowd was gathering outside the gates And Ross' tales made them gawk and gape Riddles told of travels, tales of grace From tears of joy, smiles, on every waiting face Illustrious his stories to the end The people gathered round their effervescent friend As heaven's gates swung to let him in He e'en crossed his fingers and allowed himself a grin Please, sir If you let me in I'll prove sir I'll fight by tooth and nail By crook by crook to dispel Fight by tooth and nail By crook by crook to dispel All these myths and fabrications, fables How I've changed, oh how I've changed, oh please, sir All these myths and fabrications, fables How I've changed, oh how I've changed, oh please, sir All these myths and fabrications, fables How I've changed, oh how I've changed Please, sir