I went out with a girl just a little while And I loved her so, though she cramped my style Cause every time I'd reach she'd turn away And every time I'd call she'd turn and say "I'm sorry Dave, I got no time, I've got my life, my life is mine." So after a year or maybe more I finally got a clue, and I found the door Well I've done it before and I'll do it again I've seen the path and I've seen the end I've said it before and I'll say it again I think I'm better off just dating Miss Michigan So a single man is what I am And I'll play the field do what I can I meet a girl she seems alright So I say hello and I spend the night Next thing I know she's at my door And she's calling my house about ever hour I know I'm wrong, cause I set my own trap But all I want now is my solitude back Oh baby, I know you're the one for me When other girls treat me bad you're always right by my side Sugar, no one could ever take your place Cause you got everything I need Ahw yeah honey you're the one for me, hands down So I meet a girl I know is right She's got it all she's just my type So I take it slow, and I show I'm real And I treat her right, show how I feel Next thing you know I'm so in love And it's only her that I'm thinking of But I was such a fool I can see today Should have known from the start that the girl was gay