Murs - Risky Business lyrics

[MURS] See, had the place to myself, my parents went outta town So I had the music up and was runnin' around Singing to the beat of my favorite underground Song at the time, let's just say it was MURS I was rappin' in the mirror, I was knowin' every verse I was doin' my thang until the doorbell rang It was my homeboy Shock, a mellow type of fellow That I knew from up the block, he walked in and said: [Shock G] Yo, what's the deal MURS? First things first, you couldn'ta hit me At a better time, them four cars behind me, they with me All women, all dimes, the redhead she's mine She wanna hump me, yo that's my brother Humpty [Humpty Hump] What's up yo? Pardon me, but I gots to go, where the bathroom at? Y'all got liquor? Come on, Trina! Yo this house is fat 'Ey cat, you wanna hit this? Oops I shouldn'ta did that I'll clean it up before your folks come home, yo where they at? [MURS] Man I don't believe you brought this n***a man I heard about his a** The only fool dumb enough to flunk his P.E. Cla** It's not that he's dumb, he's just wild and he's ignorant Known for gettin' mad drunk and gettin' all belligerent Man I'm sick of this I shouldn'ta told nobody I mean three's company, but four cars makes a party Mental note: lock the garage, hide the keys to dad's Rolls 'Cause it's outta control, this b**h is taking off her clothes [Shock G] Is your dad's Rolls blue? 'Cause I got bad news Humpty took a cruise, and barbeque pit went in the pool Turned the water grey, I would stay and help you clean up But the neighbors say police are comin', I'm bout to G up [Humpty Hump] Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm back MURS, where should I park it? I brought the whole strip club with me, we bout to spark it My girl urled in your backseat, but yo it's cool We got weed and some shrooms, is it cool to use your dad's room? [Chorus x2] It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix sh** It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it [MURS] What you mean my dad's room? n***a is you crazy? And what's up with them gla**es, what'cha eye kinda lazy? Anyways we gotta clean that sh** up out the backseat But first what's up with that blonde, you think she likes black meat? [Shock G] She said she was a virgin to the brown, never splurged in the town But she's down, 'cause you got her all moist, like the Rolls Royce backseat 'Least I can do is help you clean it up cousin What time is mom and dad comin'? [Humpty Hump] Yo, why y'all bein' responsible and sh**? We gotta hook up We tryin' to get these chicks upstairs, see what we can cook up One of them got their toes blue, coochie shaved, so cool My nose tryin' to be with those when the doors close fool [MURS] Exactly. f** the backseat I'm tryin' to smack cheeks Until they turn reddish, and satisfy my fetish Lay back and get some lettuce (Humpty: Yo, what'chu mean, head?) (Yeah) That's what I said, then call it a wrap (Shock: But what about your parents?) Well, they never called me back, I guess their flight got delayed So we got time to get layed, ayo Hump could you watch out for that white Escalade? (Humpty: Did you even have to ask?) Well since you're on the task I'ma head upstairs and get focused on some a** And if I start to scream, do your best to ignore me If my parents come in, just tell them the Burger King story Just keep 'em entertained until I finish gettin' brained (Humpty: Hello Ms. Connor, he's gettin' drained) And the name is Elaine [Chorus x2]