Murray McLauchlan - Rock 'n' Roll lyrics

I guess I'm just an a**hole Must have lost my mind Got my head firmly stuck Up where the sun don't shine The dog don't scream at heaven 'Cause God didn't give him hands He don't ask stupid questions The dog just understands Sometimes I just start laughing Like my sides could bust I'm just another naked ape Humpin' in the dust Sprinkle pretty stardust Over this tableau Throw in a set of Pearl drums And call it rock n' roll Rock n' rock n' rock n' rock n' roll Apocalyptic poetry That was me I swear Screamin' 'round the water hole Wavin' bones up in the air Add an outhouse full of money Watch 'em line up at the door Add an accountant and a lawyer And call it rock n' roll