Mahna Mahna Do doo be-do-do Mahna Mahna Do do-do do Mahna Mahna Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do! (Improv. by Mahna Mahna) Repeat Chorus (Improv. by Mahna Mahna) Repeat Chorus (Improv. by Mahna Mahna) Repeat Chorus (Improv. by Mahna Mahna) Repeat Chorus twice phone rings Kermit: "Hello?... Just a second... It's for you..." Mahna Mahna (from the other end of the phone line): Mahna Mahna! Wallace: "The question is, what is a Mahna Mahna?" Statler: "The question is, who cares?