Muppets - Happiness Hotel lyrics

Oh, there's no fire in the fireplace There's no carpet on the floor Don't try to order dinner There's no kitchen anymore But if the road's been kinda bumpy And you need to rest a spell Well, welcome home to Happiness Hotel If you've got luggage keep it handy But you're running out of luck 'Cause the bellhops ain't to organized And the elevator's stuck Still if you don't mind friendly animals And can learn to stand the smell Well, welcome home to Happiness Hotel Welcome home Oh, welcome home No matter where you wander You will never do as well Okay the lobby's looking shabby And it's got the wrong address And the whole dern thing has been condemned by 'Merican Express Still the management is cheerful though the whole joint's gone to hell Well welcome home to Happiness Hotel Oh there are bugs There are bugs And there are lice There are lice Sure we have our little problems But you'll never beat the price You've got every kind of critter You've got ev'ry kind of pest But we treat 'em all as equals Jes' like any other guest Though you're cleaner than the others Still as far as we can tell You'll fit right in to Happiness Hotel We'd fit right in to Happiness Hotel