Muph - Just Married lyrics

[Verse 1 - Pegz and Muph] P: I'm not ready for marriage, s** with a nanny Having affairs with friends of the family I know a lot of hardcore heads understand me That life as an artist is forever demanding I can't handle the pressure of planning Checking your arse like retina scanning M: Hey yo, calm down, this is what I wanted Be happy for me, I found a girl who's on it This is my life, feels right to make the promise P: Maaan, I think I'm gonna vomit Little gromits, bring pain, shrink wallets I'm only trying to spit honest and kick knowledge M: I'm not concerned with the size of my pockets P: So how you gonna provide, with ya profits M: You still ain't got it, we both got jobs 2006 and there ain't no boss Work half as hard and halve the costs Safe as an Armaguard parking spot P: Fourteen years of relationships And I don't believe sh** like an atheist I want to wake up, party with a Baywatch body Not wake up grumpy with a brain that's throbbing M: I wanna make love, to favourite honey Hold her in my hands like Australian currency Study her like a book, that's mine for good P: I'ma study her from behind and inside the hood [Hook x2 - Pegz and Muph] So come on! We could be happily married Come on! This ain't Harry met Sally Come on! There's something that you need to know Leave it alone, it's each to their own [Verse 2 - Muph] I found something sweet to keep You'll be old and bitter, wishing you were me Accompanied by crabs and other STD's Top it all off you'll catch Ben Lee's disease Please, no matter how strong You can't replace the male and female bond How long can you con a girl out of a skirt? Before you come across a loss that actually hurts Too much work to insert for no reward Besides if I like I could always get divorced Beautiful law, the net for safety While you're on your drought, I'm getting laid daily Cause I know one brother who never got hitched Now he's living like sh** And I know one brother who never took a risk Now he's constantly pissed [Hook x2] [Verse 3 - Pegz] (+ Muph) No honey, yes honey, please honey get something Don't forget milk and bread, saving the rent money You wanna take her for the day's food I wanna take her just to *f*** in the change room You wanna, get clucky like Donald Duck You gonna, get screwed like Donald Trump Cause I know you're in love but it's not enough I've seen a lot of good couples go bottom up Yo Muph! Let me ask you a question Is your father at all mafia connected? Cause I know brother used to cheat on his misses Now he... Sleeps with the fishes (Yeah I know one brother used to treat em like b**hes Now he... Sleeps with the fishes) Yo bro I ain't doubting your faith We got a thousand tour dates and an album to make [Hook x2] [Repeat x2] Come on! Come on! Come on! There's something that you need to know Leave it alone, it's each to there own [Outro] M: Well I just want to settle you know, stress free So I can more music for once P: Well tell me how f**ing stress free it is? M: Yeah it's not very stress free But anyway, you know, its worth it man P: Oh bullsh** M: Yeah it's worth it I'll wear me stubby shorts, and me ahh, me thongs P: I'll wear me f**ing funeral suit Hahahaha