Mungo Jerry - Memoirs of a Stockbroker lyrics

I remember when I was very young, Had lot of toys and I had lots of fun, yes I did, Playing mum's and dad's with the girls down the road, I used to pull their hair and I used to pick my nose, yes I did, "Didn't we all" Now I'm getting pretty old, I like to think back to the past, What about all the sweets we used to eat, And the games we used to play in the park. I remember when I was at school, I didn't do my homework and I broke all the rules, yes I did, Watching all the girls getting undressed in the gym, Smoking in the toilets, beat up the little kids, yes I did, "Didn't we all" Now I'm getting pretty old, I know I could have done a lot more, Like putting sugar in the headmaster's tank of his brand new Jaguar. I remember when I was at work, I had to wear a suit and a had my hair cut, yes I did, Yes sir, no sir, three bags full, The boss was a drag and work was a bore, yes It was, " 'en it all' " Now I'm getting pretty old, I like to think back to the past, What about all the fiddles that we did and the times I got landed in the cart. I remember my very first date, I took her to a movie and I got her home late, yes I did, Her father got mad so I bought him a pint, Worst thing I ever did, now I'm lumbered for life, big mistake, "We all make 'em " Now I'm getting pretty old, I like to de thinks back to the past, What about all the beer we used to drink and the chicks we used to have in the gra**. Worked very hard got promotion at work, Got a mortgage, got a house, got a baby, got a car, "In that order?" "You must be joking" Got ulcers in my stomach got false teeth and got piles, Don't get on with the wife, could do with som