Mum's The Word - I Hate Your Boyfriend lyrics

[Intro] And This one Goes out to all the ladies Yes You The Ones at the Promenade out at the mall Holding Your Mother f**in' Punk Ass Boyfriends HAND!! The f** You comin' Dressed Like That with yo' muthaf**in' Man and You don't expect nobody to look [Verse One] Damn Did you see her? Sweet JESUS! I wish My Boys were here to see this In their wildest dreams they couldn't possibly concieve this A Vision of Perfection A Godess A Venus I Mean this girl has so much charm Wait a f**in' minute What's that on her arm? (Godamn!) Can Someone tell me that really ain't a man I don't mean to be rude but there is no way in hell that that really is your dude Sorry to be a a**hole but let me play my part But let me take you and him to a sudden change of heart You Might Say Whatever But I know you feel better when you leave the show with me And its nice to stay together We Don't Even have to go to national T.V We could cut to the chase and right now you leave with me So Whaddya' Say? Look, I know I'm not the sh** the hottest joint in the ashtray The Way Sad Shape Makes me leave you in a bad way I'm lookin' like you future and your man has pa**ed a day So why don't you give him a pink slip Thank him for his time Give him a hug And let him know this is his last day [Hook] Cause I hate your boyfriend Because he can't possibly be f**in' you right You know that I hate yo' boyfriend Because I know you are tired of going to him every night Because I hate your boyfriend Cause he's always by your side steady f**in' up my plans You Know I hate your boyfriend Cause of him you'll never have the chance to get a real man [Verse 2] (In funny voice) Hey Murs That's my Lady (End Funny Voice) Man I didn't even know But why'd you bring her half naked to my Hip-hop Show Standin' in the front row just starin' at a n***a Damn near forgot my verse just starin' at her figure Seein' her buy a CD thought she'd get a cheaper price (hah!) Tits and a** ain't a cupon although it is nice To View and Pursuit Look Don't be mad at me This is simply what I do And while you In the corner talking hip hop in the sidewalk with your boys She was standing by the exit lookin' bored So I had to bring the noise Asked her how she like the show and what she does for a living We talked for a while And took and EMCEE to feel the ryhthm she was given I gave my room number wondered if she'd come through She said she'd drop off her friend and be there around 2 But then you came with the cuffs and rush her off the floor Caught the first line of my rhyme before you hit the door (Funny Voice) Her Murs that's my Lady(End Funny Voice) If you have to say that than the woman isn't yours And if you gotta say that Then the b**h ain't yours [Hook 2] You know I hate your boyfriend Cause he's a no game co*k blockin' a** b**h You Know I hate your boyfriend Cause he'd hate me if our positions were to switch I Hate your boyfriend Cause he's always by yourside steady f**in' up my plans Because I hate your boyfriend Because of his punk a** you'll never have a real man [Verse 3] Now this verse is dedicated to your friends girl You know that 5 and a half he thinks is a ten girl Sayin' you would trade her for nothing in the world But she ain't worth sh** Everytime you thought a ryhme the b**h is all on your dick She's jes' playin' with his mind Givin' you that look with p**y hugs all the time Now let me take some time to explain the term p**y Hug means when a girl leans in Arches her Back and her p**y is the first thing to make contact Then she slowly presses her tits against your chest Then she finally wraps her arm around your neck A blatant sign of disrespect Its not hard to detect Its something that your boy always neglects to check And everyone saw what was comin' up next That was him walking into you comin' on his neck Now yo' boy's life is a wreck He's makin' suicide threats (Funny Voice) I can't live without her (end funny voice) But when you know when you open up your eyes that's what you get [Hook] I hate your boyfriend Cause he has no clue to what the f** is going on You know I hate your boyfriend Cause if it wasn't for him I wouldn't have to make this song Because I hate your boyfriend Cause he's always by your side steady f**in' up my plans That's why I hate your boyfriend Because of his punk a** you'll never have a real man You know I HATE your BOYFRIEND I....