Muggs - Waffles lyrics

Waffles Woke up to waffles Every single morning i feel awful Every single morning same b**h calls me awful Unlawful Unloyal Just a dog with no collar Just a bum wit no dollars Baby please lick my balls on your knees than brush your teeth My little friend goes everywhere and he's riddled with fleas And i don't care what you say You can't catch no disease Oh please im better off lyin' bout ki's These n***as ain't gonna listen to me I dont need em' p**y n***as lucky i don't eat em' All my friends see a shrink every week Cuz i do not feed them Heathens I'm the only thing that I believe in I'm sacred So b**h take the red pill and get naked I'm not playing And i don't never hear a word that you saying So you can save it Record it And when i come down Lay it on me like it's real important Lemon-lime soda Yoda in the doja b**h bend it ova' I do not force it (Nah, nah i dont force it) Cough my lungs up I'm sick, and my balls fill like bricks I unload it on her tits My other chick she a grab a handkerchief Bless you I'm too hot for the test tube You snooze you lose Woke up to waffles Every single morning i feel awful Every single morning same b**h calls me awful Not sh** Stagnate But she don't never say f*ggot I talk mad sh** mad bad habits Golden letters On my leather letter man jacket f** cla** we was on the isle gettin blasted Laughin Hurlin Maryland Pearlin The magic dragon Pa** it The match lit gas on Stove up all the way Call me h*mocide Holiday More like Genocide Holiday More like good or evil light and dark Pick a side holiday Okay If I'm not insane than I'm on my way My brain, we don't even talk he off a pill almost everyday I be like chill That's how we living, U start to even wonder if your soul is real I made a deal I won't have to go to hell If i learn how not to k** It's an acquired sk** I'm the one that brought you fire and invented wheels Big deal I ain't with the family But i'm really trill (wuz goodie?) I wrote a will To my k**er "How you couldn't learn to love me?" I was just speaking how I really feel Woke up to waffles Every single morning i feel awful Every single morning same b**h calls me awful God-awful Too macho Stuff caballo blanco In her taco If she swallow than she's worthy of my dark gospel Turn a bird b**h into a fossil If she talk to opps Yea my brother flopped But what I'm on Is worth the stock n***as keepin 20's in they socks Don't know how to tie a knot n***as singing pop probably wear them polka-dots Don't be shocked when i come around and have your shoulders chopped Pop-pop Maybe i got it from my pop pop He outta lock I'm outta weed We doomed to live in misery We doomed repeating history My worst day every single day When i was born on my birthday Make room I sent a twin to the tomb Trying to get out the womb I ain't wanna share balloons I'm selfish s** my dick and feed me shellfish I eat her out she screamin out I'm in her belly belching I brought the belt in I'm leaving welts in You could hurt yourself around me Last girl sat down and melted Sat down and felt it That I'm G.O double D' And I can't help it She admire how i spell it She still a b**h and I'd be foolish not to smell it If her coochie itch i leave her in a ditch (Tough sh**.) Woke up to waffles Every single morning i feel awful Every single morning same b**h calls me awful It's f**ing awful Dumb b**h poisoned All my waffles Ah no It's f**ing awful My motherf**ing waffles