Muggs - Payin' For p**y lyrics

{Dude Talking} {Hundred dollars, hundred dollars, I ain't never had a hundred dollars worth Of p**y in my life.{Audience laughing} Thats a whole lotta god-damn p**y The way I f** thats a 25$ a stroke} Verese 1: Uno, dos, tres, cuatro Tu quiero el grande??????????????? Alot of my partners they say I look like Rolo I'm the pied pipper with the hoes, I hold my flute they follow I call a ho house, pick a b**h up She don't f** I put the b**h out like a cigarette bu*t I see b**hes walking the street but I ain't got nothing for em' They tryin' to charge a n***a for p**y so I ignore em' I can try my luck finding a broad who is independent And waistin' my time finding it hard to get up in it Like the black santa clause on Christmas Eve I wanna slide down the chimney snatch some cookies and leave But these hoes, they be trying to make a profit Have a n***a come out the pocket to knock it sh** b**h f** it I just keep going They probally call me cheap but see I let these hoes know .... (Chorus) (I don't be payin' fo' p**y Spending money just to lay in some p**y Payin' fo' p**y Spending money just to lay in some p**y) Verse:2 Boozing, buzzing, cruising down Cullen All of a sudden hoes holla "You don't wanna f** nothin'" sh**.... Slid to the curb Blew smoke out the window hell they knew it was erb I say "What cha' talkin' bout" The say "We talkin' bout you" Well get in, lets take a spin and see what all we can do But one of the hoes, I think the one with the smell Ask me for fifty, b**h you must be crazy as hell! You need to go and get a job at the tittie bar Maybe you can get some money where dem' n***as are It be a bunch of my partners having fun in line Diggin' dollars in your p**y one at a time But uhm, I'm not giving you a C just for f**ing Give you half of my last hot hundred just for nuttin' But let's make a deal, ya hungry lets go through the drive-thru I get a number 2, but oh no I can't.... (Chorus) Verse 3: You know I work hard for my money Think I'm gonna spend it on your co*k b**h you need to stop Cause you see me flippin' in my drop I'm ?????? brother Dont' spend no scrill for no thrill Need no b**h to feed my game till I see my first mil Then I'mma still chill And say y'all hoes a bunch of dicks I buy you a Big Mac and a big sack and a drank and that be it You see there's 13 women every one man Thats 26 lips to s** you up understand Tell me whats my plan To put the P back in Pimping See I'm making moves Clocking currency while I'm flipping Hey you thank I'm trippin' No p**y tramp a catch me slippin' Cause I'm always dipping Vagina hoes I be ripping Realest n***as Down South Us playa-made and its terrific If you wanna breaks these b**hes off You gotta be specific Highly gifted And you bet not ever get it twisted If you thank we got some dolla's for ya' a** then b**h you missed it (Chorus)