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We interrupt BNPBC news' continuing coverage Of Celebrity Lawsuits including tips on the latest Cosmetic improvements of their b**bs and lips To bring you this exclusive Earlier today in the criminal court of law Dizraeli, the Rebel Cell leader Stood in a prisoner's box and faced a judge In response to an a**ortment of charges When asked how he would like to plead Dizraeli righteously denounced the court as a facade And pronounced himself not-guilty on all counts Like a common scoundral He was given seventy consecutive life sentences To be served in Glastonbury penitentiary With the rest of his henchmen It is also reported by a reliable source that Dizraeli commanded the remaining members Of his rebel faction Be immediately disbanded For lack of any realistic chances The Canadian journalist Baba Brinkman Who interviewed the prisoner Prior to the Judge's conviction Has apparently gone missing And is wanted for questioning And currently under suspicion Of casting aspersions on the justice system Right now We return to Amy Winehouse Live As hidden cameras follow her and her girlfriends On a night out To find out how it ends Check tomorrow's Time Out This is BNPBC News signing out Credits