Mu330 - I Got This Neighbor lyrics

This guy just moved next door to me and I think he's kind of strange I got this neighbor who wears shiny black boots and a big bra** belt buckle with a big white beard and tiny wire rim gla**es with lots of short friends Who wear pointy little shoes who sends reindeer Out to get his paper who gets a ton of mail Mostly written in crayon who when I say "hi" He says "ho ho ho!" Who's a little overweight But he seems pretty well natured I think he eats a little too much milk and cookies Who always seems to disappear round late December I'll bet he's visiting his family it's probably The only thing he does that's slightly normal