Mr. Porter - Maxine lyrics

[Produced by Mr. Porter] Maxine! (Phone Rings) Maxine: Hello Denaun: Can I speak to Maxine? Maxine: Yeah, this is me, what's up? Denaun: What up? Maxine: Who dis? Denaun: Denaun Maxine: Yeah, what's up? Denaun: What are you doing? Maxine: Nothing, just laying in bed Denaun: Huh? Maxine: Nothing, just laying in bed Denaun: Why? Maxine: I don't know, thinking about something freaky to do [Verse 1: Eminem] I know this crack fiend, Maxine, who needs a vaccine She tests positive, but tells you that her act's clean Plus she got a sugar daddy Ga**ing every hooker that he takes in to crook her badly If you mistook her, sadly, on her reputation You're in jeopardation, if you ain't got no preparation When you stepped away, son, she got her face done Lookin' provocative, she'll let you knock it if You press the issue, and get undressed to kiss you If you match the price, otherwise she won't look at you twice But when you catch the lice, or get the urgency To go to the emergency ‘cause it burns to pee Don't bring your germs to me, ‘cause I ain't tryna hear it While you're fighting your f**ing disease tryna clear it [Verse 2: Kon Artis] Sometimes I wonder, what's your purpose in life? That is To get with every brother and unveil one of his kids, sh** You livin' trife, got three kids at home And club-hoppin' every night You say it's gonna stop, but it just... slows... down… And then speeds back to a regular pace There is no end to this Mystery, whatever your reason even is to be You say you wanna be with me, but how can you say that When you got n***as hiding in your closet? I refrain from getting angry, but you keep on acting strangely [Verse 3: 3] I met this girl last week, she was a freak, and she liked me So I stepped on it and then asked my homies And chilled on the side and then watched they n***as Big game over there and take notes, while I get this number I stepped to her, first I cleared my throat And said "Hey, b**h, haven't I seen you before?" Looked at my n***a, turned around and got slapped Throughout my hands, and said "Oh, it's like that?" She said she just broke up with her n***a and sh** She started crying, and asked me to forgive her and sh** She said her name was Maxine So I told her I wanted her number She asked could I give her mine too Got to the crib and called her up We got into a good conversation That's when she asked me could I f** I said "Maxine, check this out Give me your address I'll be through and you'll find out" Got to the crib, she let me in She didn't waste time, she grabbed my hand And proceeded to the bedroom I said "Hold up, and stop proceeding, you rushing things" What the f** are you doing? So I went for my protection Took off my clothes and started flexin' As she went for my midsection I threw her down as I tore off her shirt Pulled out my jimmy and I thought about putting in work Before I hit it she said "3, don't get mad, but there's something That I gotta tell your a**" I said "What is it, another n***a? It's ok" She said "No I forgot to tell you That I got AIDS, I got a problem" Denaun: Hey, Maxine Maxine: What? Denaun: You thinking about s**ing my dick? Maxine: Yeah, for a small price Denaun: For a small price? What you mean? Maxine: You know, money, n***a Denaun: You don't need no damn money I can't give you no money anyways, I heard you got some sh** Maxine: (laughing) What you, what you hear I got? Denaun: AIDS Maxine: (laughing) Who told you that bullsh**? Denaun: My n***a Kyu, he wouldn't lie Maxine: Well, if that's the case, Kyu got it then Denaun: Oh for real, it's like that? Maxine: (laughing) Well, I ain't got sh**, so he ain't got sh** And if he do, he ain't get that sh** from me I ain't f**ing around with no third n***a Denaun: f** that, I ain't f**ing with you Maxine: No, see… Denaun: You got that sh**, I ain't gotta f** with you Maxine: Hold on, why it ain't even like that Denaun: I want ya'll to get paid, f**ing… Maxine: (laughing as the phone hangs up)