Mr. Porter - Chance to Advance lyrics

[Proof] Pah pow! Straight off the coral Now the Dirtiest street vet from the Mile Incest without the Texas six-shooter Body-bullet polluter Perverted intruder Now who the f** wanna buck with the disease That's diss eased I got a b**h named trigger My main squeeze will make your brain freeze Dirty D. is dope like cane trees [Eye-Kyu] Remain eased Maintain chill status with no pause Hug slugs hit your cabbage And turn your dome to coleslaw My only thought of survival before my arrival I'm jumpin' out on n***as like I'm 5-0 Smack 'em up like a pack o' trifle and fly hoes Any opportunity to mangle I never pa** up f**in' your clique with broomsticks Face down a** up Dirty Dozen packin' the sh** To turn your chest red With that dick in your mouth, f**in' everything you just said [Eminem] Yeah yeah b**h Comin' to a block near you is Dirty Dozen Nasty like a stank s*ut b**h with 30 husbands When I was five I was already f**in' And playin' X-Rated ca**ettes With Teddy Ruxpin I used to walk up and down the block cussin' Locked in youth homes at 6 for Glock bustin' I grew up with knot ballers who got dollars Shot callers with guns and rottweilers [Bizarre] By any means necessary I'm on a k**ing spree It's the devil in me Intoxicated with wild Hennessy Beware life ain't fair and I don't care Cher braids my hair while her kids are in day care Two blunts and I'm out for lunch You're worse than I'm a sugar pie honey bunch Diss Bizarre Kid, that ain't the answer You're more uncomfortable than an anorexic cat with f**in' cancer [Hook] (4x) Here's your chance to advance Get in your stance I shoot the holster off your cowboy pants [Bizarre] Locked in the studio boy I don't wanna mingle Smokin' LSD workin' on Lou Roff's new single Who's the big guy that's quick like Sugar Ray f** Calgon b**h Bizarre might take you away Give up the p**y, 'cuz I know youz a freak Replacin' your hamster in a week Cuz my crew's gots to eat Date rapin' anorexic girls in my beat up car [Bugz] (Hold up, Bizarre! You're takin' that sh** too far!) [Bizarre] But I can't stop cuz my will ain't there... [Eminem] Bust a nut and dump that b**h in Lake St. Clair Your mistakes ain't rare Your rap style annoys You rhyme like a b**h, plus I can't stand your voice b**h you s**, you whack as f** Eat a dick, you need a brick upside your dome We be the clique runnin' you down in carloads Leavin' you smashed on tar roads Flat line like bar codes [Eye-Kyu] Put up your guard hoes I'm blazing heat the way we speak Not even Nike could cover these amazing feats Burning rappers eternally Internally and externally For half steppin' like one-legged fraternities Quick draw McGraw B.K.A. Eye-kyu Puttin' something inside you Leavin' holes that I see right through For anyone obstructing my view My order of attack These slugs to your chest that'll blow your heart out your back Makin' sure you get fed with a whole lot of lead Then throw you off of the Amba**ador Bridge And scream "DROP DEAD" [Proof] Largely I'm out to stack equations Without a tax evasion With mossy that's amazin' All the same like black and asian My pack evasion attack a stage and roll plush like a Cadillac I wish your fleet would try to battle rap Would make a man bleed Like a cattle pack stampede Frontin' cosign my hands bleed Think they recognize like Sam Sneed My drug ain't dispose ya Fold ya couldn't (*BLAM*) Another cla**ic closure The d**h master out to blast ya My team run sh** from the deep East Side Down to Lasher, past the - norm My group swarm Molest the children of the corn Dirty D til infinity now bring it on [Hook (4x) + Outro] Here's your chance to advance Get in your stance I shoot the holster off your cowboy pants Here's your chance to advance Get in your stance I shoot the holster off your cowboy pants Here's your chance to advance Get in your stance I shoot the holster off your cowboy pants (b**h!) Here's your chance to advance Get in your stance I shoot the holster off your cowboy pants You motherf**ers can die Aiiyo, I shake the world... yes yes, yes yes