Mr. Porter - Backstabber lyrics

[Police Scanner] Attention all units, attention all units We have an all-points bulletin out on a man with green hair I repeat, we have an APB on a man with green hair He's armed with a knife, I repeat, he's armed with a knife Proceed with caution, watch your back, fellas! He could be coming at your girlfriend next [Verse 1] There's a joker on the loose from the psychiatric ward His face is up on the bulletin board with a reward He'll stab you with a sword, don't be fooled by his charm He's probably armed with intent to do bodily harm Ring the alarm, look for a man with green hair Check at your girl's house, he was last seen there He's has a mean stare but usually cracks jokes Good luck on your mission and guard your backs, folks [Hook] Come here, you f**in' backstabber! (Why I oughta) beat a b**h snake from the hood, haha Come here, you f**in' backstabber! (Why I oughta) Stay away from him, he ain't no good! [Verse 2] We got the walkie-talkies to keep us all informed Suited up head to toe in detective uniforms Our unit storms in, we split the ghetto in sectors Locking down every block and put up metal detectors Protect yours and be sure that you stand close Watch each other's backs and guard your command post And most of all be advised that he's wise He could be disguised as one of your very own guys [Hook] [Verse 3] I'm on a solo mission to find him personally To settle the score and to beat him unmercifully For what he first did to me, it's sure to be the last Following footprints with a magnifying gla** To drag his lying a** back to his padded cell I'm mad as hell, on the trail of this tattle tail I heard a yell, the voice sounded familiar "Give me your girlfriend or I'm gonna k** ya!" [Hook] [Verse 4] I followed the voice that led down a flight of steps Sneezing at dust, and swinging at the spider webs Inside the depths of his basement I taste lint in my mouth, then the lights in the place went! I saw my life flash in front of my eyes I felt a butcher knife slash at one of my thighs None of my guys knew where I'm at, I was doomed Then I remembered the flashlight in my costume [Hook] [Verse 5] Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned They're only powerful when you got your back turned I yearned for the day that we finally met again So I can give him a taste of his own medicine He shed his skin, then he promised to come clean I took his butcher knife and jabbed it into his spleen Cuffed him at the scene then dragged the fella home Beating him over the head with the telephone [Police voice] Attention all cars, attention all cars Unit 313 has apprehended the suspect He's going back to the crazy home I repeat, he's going back to the crazy home Job well done! [Hook] x3