Mr. Porter - Ain't Nuttin' But Music lyrics

[Intro] La la la la la la La la la la, la La la la la la la, la Hahahahaha [Verse 1: Eminem] It's sh** like this I kick to these rich white kids Who just might see how f**ed up this sick life is Oops, I did it again, didn't I? My sh**'s harder to figure out than what Britney's tit size is Ooh, I probably pissed you off again, didn't I, b**h? So what? Christina Gaguilera kiss my grits You know how many sh**s I give? I wish I did So I can quit giving these twisted little kids ideas This just in, Britney just dissed Justin She just f**ed Ben, got tit-f**ed and dick-s**ed him If Affleck can get his a** licked, how come I can't? sh**, god damn, b**h, I'm rich, I can't understand this Are those pictures I made of us together on the internet As close as I'm ever gonna get to hitting it from the back? And sh**, when it comes to that, I hit harder from the back Than Everlast when he's plugging Lethal in his f**ing a** Just give me one more chance, Britney hit me one more time Let me know what's on your mind, Whitney give me one more line To sniff, you f**ers know what time it is f** your j**elry, my record's almost diamond, BEEOTCH! [Hook: Eminem] What's going on in the world today? People fighting, feuding, looting, it's okay Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll Tell 'em Dre! (It ain't nuttin' but music) What's going on in the world today? People fighting, feuding, looting, it's okay Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll Tell 'em Dre! (It ain't nuttin' but music) [Verse 2: Bizarre] Eminem doesn't like N'Sync, well I do So f** him, and the Backstreet Boys too Whatever happened to the cast of Different Strokes Gary's broke, Todd's snorting coke, and Dana overdosed (aw!) I got two little boys with me Michael Jackson sent two helicopters to get me (Hee! Hee!) I'm up early with my hair curly Me and Mr. Furley, f**ing Laverne and Shirley [Verse 3: Kuniva] A lot of rappers are living in la-la land That's why I let my dogs out on the Baha Men As bad as a life I had, I'm not mad I don't need to be a Jacka** to beat up my dad My whole family's country, my grandmother's old fashioned And she keeps asking me why I rap with a honkey But granny I'm a flunky, I could be a junkie I could be hanging with the hoochies out at the club scene [Bridge: Kon Artis] To all the independent women in the house! (Hooouse!) Show us your tits and shut your motherf**ing mouth! (What?!) [Verse 4: Proof] Robert Downey, Bobby Brownie, Whitney Houston The sh** she's using (*sniff*) Jesse Jackson, reverend scandal Got George Michael's, Tevin Campbell's Pee Wee Herman's, peep show places Public restrooms, peep those cases! [Hook: Eminem] What's going on in the world today? People fighting, feuding, looting, it's okay Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll Tell 'em Dre! (It ain't nuttin' but music) What's going on in the world today? People fighting, feuding, looting, it's okay Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll Tell 'em Dre! (It ain't nuttin' but music) [Verse 5: Swift] Your mom and dad probably mad at us (for what?) We done turned their kids into little body snatchers Ain't like where I'm from, we don't bite our tongue Are you sure you want n***as 21 to carry guns? It's sad but I'm glad that I'm made to rhyme Where you work you ain't getting paid for that overtime It's only music, media know it but they blind I ain't in y'all life, so stay they hell up outta mine! (n***a) Y'all the reason why Princess Diana ended up dying If you people get offended I don't care (stop crying!) Trying to get us to leave cause what we say just ain't clean (uh, uh) But holding back on what I say just ain't me [Verse 6: Kon Artis] Now what's these parents all mad for? "Your music is bad for 'em" For teenage kids that drink more than Ted Danson in Cheers Carson drink beers, we all fart and piss and cuss out our b**h (SHUT UP!) Broke or rich, I still do that same old sh** I don't jump in front of a camera and change no sh** So when they ask me about my sarcasticness I just slap 'em, turn around and ask them this [Hook: Eminem] What's going on in the world today? People fighting, feuding, looting, it's okay Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll Tell 'em Dre! (It ain't nuttin' but music) What's going on in the world today? People fighting, feuding, looting, it's okay Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll Tell 'em Dre! (It ain't nuttin' but music) [Outro] La la la la la la La la la la, la La la la la la la, la Ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh, ooh [Kuniva] Look out for the D12 R&B album coming out soon Straight R&B, straight R&B, straight R&B Jodeci, we got you!