Mr. Muthaf**in eXquire - The Punch Clock Blues lyrics

[Intro] Yea I'm on my way [Hook] I dread to go to sleep on Sundays I hate to go to work on Mondays So I call out you know how I do I tell the doctor its the punch clock blues [Verse 1] sh** I'm late again running to this time clock stumbling out of breath Race against the grace period to punch in 7:08 f** I'm two minutes too late Supervisor know I missed it I can tell by his face So I know what he gone say before he starts talking He calls me to his office saying how we need a conference In regards to my absenteeism and tardiness He got a document and he could show me if I wanted I declined he insisted I declined he persisted Then continued to pull out manila folders with specific dates and times Like "you know son you're on you final warning I wanna see you here bright and early tomorrow morning" Yea alright, man this day shift is k**ing my patcience Change gone come but I'm tired of waiting And all this aggravation and these hard a** shoes Are a symptom to a flu I call it the punch clock blues [Hook] [Verse 2] Coworkers are scum They rat you out for no reason but fun And bitterness sick because of what their lives have become A bunch of devil's rejects Strapped in with no eject Use to less but now they getting by from check to check Smile in your face stab you in the back to watch you bleed Drama queens f**ing s**ing the whole faculty Loud mouth ghetto a** bird b**hes No cla** or etiquette Intelligence just filthy riff raff You got this job on the hook up so why you watching me I don't be watching when yall punch each other's cards and leave at 3:00 I don't be talking bout your stomach or your flimsy a** weave Or my coworker you f**ing that be showing pics to me (smut a** b**h) Hit the trash kiss my a** While your down there s** a dick You don't like it tell your man to come and fight me in this b**h I'm a get terminated for this sh** I do Cause I'm a whoop his a** and I'm a snuff you too And when you come in tomorrow they gone be like "hooo" That n***a bruised that b**h eye to a punch clock blue That n***a bruised that b**h eye to a punch clock blue