Mr. Bungle - The Girls Of p**n lyrics

Okay, all you pus-s**ing motherf**ers out there It's time to win a chance to bu*t-bang Your daughter's tight virgin cherry a** to caller #666 The urge is too much to take All I can think about is playing with myself It's time to masturbate I got my Hustler and don't need nothin' else Ginger Ginger My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore But the girls of p**n want more So I flip through the pages one more time And I just let the jism fly Yeah, yeah, yeah A quarter for a peep show A private booth or talking to a naked who*e Triple-X video 976 and I can whack it on the phone Nobody's home, I'm alone The Devil in Miss Jones Nobody's home, I'm alone Aja and John Holmes We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes Hairy balls and hairy bushes S & M, whips and chains Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks We got rape, necro and both ways And lots of hung studs for all you gays We got incest and bestiality too We got Sade and the sweetest taboo We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo And guys who'd love to f** your shoe There's she-males, lezbos, and shaved beav And D-cup mamas with so much cleave Senior citizens, who love to watch And sniff those skid marks from your crotch, yeah Ain't got no woman next to me I just got this magazine And what's on the TV screen But that's okay with me My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore But the girls of p**n want more So I flip through the pages one more time And I just let the jism fly (Mr. Bungle...) Yeah, yeah, yeah I was trained to f** you baby I, I, I, I was trained to f** you baby I, I was trained to f** you baby I, I, I, I was trained to f** you baby Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah