Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer - Dammit it Feels Good to Be a Chap lyrics

Dammit it feels good to be a chap A proper chap knows exactly where it's at A proper chap is a rogue In well-heeled brogues Who knows exactly when it's right to wear a hat He wears it outdoors, takes it off when he gets in And never matches pocket square and tie A proper chap drinks tea or a lovely drop of gin A proper chap knows exactly why And everything is splendid in the mind of a chap Because a chap's mind is on higher things A proper chap quotes Byron With a collar and a tie on And proper chap will doff a cap and ting So to all of you want-to-be, tight shiny suit from Mr Byrite-wearing prats Here's the news: watch your P and Qs Because dammit it feels good to be a chap Dammit it feels good to be a chap Treating ladies with politeness and respect Because the ladies they know - they don't want another bro They want a gentleman in Prince of Wales check Dammit it feels good to be a chap A proper chap is what this nation needs Riding round town on my black penny-farthing Looking charming in my cycle-clips and tweed Now chaps they may come in all shapes and colors We're inclusive and we're rather friendly coves So drop your pantaloon de Nîmes-- No, that's not what I mean! I mean buy some proper strides and head for Hove So to all of you low-slung, skinny-jean, lumberjack beard and wooly beanie-hat twats Everybody in Surrey looks just like you But dammit it feels good to be a chap