Movie - Santa's Got a Brand New Bag lyrics

Oh, the fire's burning slow Now where's that mistletoe Dear, it's getting kind of hot in here I need a taste of Christmas cheer I hope he gets here quick, I need a St. Nick fix Ooh-ee, I just want him to be all wrapped up for me Santa's never been this hard to resist But Santa never used to look like this He's traded in his reindeer for a limousine He's wearing purple trousers instead of red and green This Christmas I want something I never had 'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag Now, I got to got to find out how To make him want to settle down I've got a big fat kiss right at the top of my list So we can build a little candy home And have a few elves of our own I want to sneak a peek at my surprise And see tradition metamorphosize He's given up the cookies and he's slimming down He bought a little bungalow in Tinsel Town This Christmas I want something I never had 'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag As he finds his Zen down on the kitchen floor He lights a fat Cohiba from his humidor This Christmas I want something I never had 'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag He's got a Richenbacher and he's bleached his hair He's rockin' to the rhythm with a Latin flair This Christmas I want something I've never had 'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag He's reading Socrates and cooking French cuisine He's pictured on the front of money magazine This Christmas I want something I've never had 'Cause Santa's got a brand new Santa's got, Santa's got a brand new bag