Moses - Straight Outta Lakewood lyrics

Welcome to this New Jersey town that we Jews call home Come on in, I'll grab you by the hand and say shalom But if you're a woman, then I can't touch ya I'll just use that hand to adjust my Yamaka Live our whole lives dedicated to the Torah All we need is God, all that other sh** bores us You may think to k** you is the plan we have contrived ‘Cause no one in this place knows how to f**ing drive [Hook] Everybody say challah! (for the Blue Claws!) Challah! (for the Blue Claws!) Challah! (for the Blue Claws!) Oy gevalt! [Verse 2] Big hats, big beards, y'all might think us little weird But when we partying in heaven you'll be shedding tears Got those pigtails on the side, love it when I curl ‘em Have ya'll shoutin “hey man!” all day like it's Purim You won't see us driving Friday nights or Saturdays Wear suits all year, whether it's January or May When we schooling at Yeshiva, you'll never see us frown Say Baruch at'a Adonai, let it echo through the town [Hook] [Closing] You homies know how much I'd love to chat and stay But look at the time, I gotta go and pray It's Lakewood, b**h