[Verse 1] I came into this world A day late and a dollar short I tuck my Polo Sport Watch my n***a go to court Dodging broken dreams of Getting rich off of sports A stoop kid until I smoked my first 'port Since then I was off the porch Dookie braids 3 on my jersey like I'm A.I You know you getting paper When all of your neighbors say, "Hi." I'm giving hotel attendants fake names Drunk out the Bentley sun roof f** it money ain't a thing I copped a Jesus piece Spitting verses, smoking Buddha Naughty America scenes Teanna Trump as my tutor But I just want my Nia Long When she was Lisa f**ed me in my Fire Red's And ordered bacon on my pizza I go on MTV they bringing back The d**h Match and Cribs One-on-one with Justin B Watching me on TV On TV Hoping my pops see me Career Day Skateboard P Now all these n***as wanna be like me Smoking Liu Kang with my Lucy Liu The hotbox feel like Tekken 3 This kush be my fatality Where's Mose? Xan'd at baggage claim with Jrzz Living like the "Big Pimpin'" vid High off 'cid All these d** knowing I should quit But I'm a rockstar From f**ing b**hes in my car to "s** this dick you'll be a star, yeah." If you ain't finna f** the squad Then you ain't finna f** Mose Wanna get a name, b**h? That's the way it goes [Hook] When I was young I used to want to be like Master P And make b**hes say, "Uhh" When they see my gold teeth When I was young I used to want to be like Master P And make b**hes say, "Uhh" When they see my gold teeth [Post-Hook] When I When I was young I used to want to be like Master P And make And make b**hes say, "Uhh" When they see my gold teeth When I When I was young I used to want to be like Master P And make And make b**hes say, "Uhh" [Verse 2] For a n***a like me It's either Hell or a cell But momma I'ma live forever And my b**hes got bail And if rap don't work At least I'm good with a scale I'm getting better with my Spanish So it's more clientele My migo f**ing with the mail Moving d** you can't smell Living as in the fields no option It's get rich or get k**ed Get this money f** a who*e What the f** I'm living for? Tired of being poor Knew this wasn't life I wanted more So I left my b**h at TSA Told her, "It'll be okay." I ain't coming back no more She f**ed my n***a anyway b**hes come and go so Who gives a f** about them anyway? I'm baptizing b**hes in Henny Just to wash my sins away And if you ain't feeling that Then you can s** a dick Ran off with some work and after I ain't never gave a sh** Looked back I never did Guns come out I never hid Told 'em I'm a hot boy They can't live the life we live [Hook] When I was young I used to want to be like Master P And make b**hes say, "Uhh" When they see my gold teeth When I was young I used to want to be like Master P And make b**hes say, "Uhh" When they see my gold teeth [Post-Hook] When I When I was young I used to want to be like Master P And make And make b**hes say, "Uhh" When they see my gold teeth When I When I was young I used to want to be like Master P And make And make b**hes say, "Uhh"