I'm driving Your girlfriend home And she's saying How she never chose you "turn left", she says I turn left And she says "so how did i end up So deeply involved in The very existence I planned on avoiding ?" And i can't answer I'm driving Your girlfriend home And she's laughing To stop herself crying "drive on", she says I drive on And she says "so how did i end up Attached to this person When his sense of humour Gets gradually worser ?" And i can't tell her I'm parking Outside her home And we're shaking hands Goodnight, so politely