Morcheeba - Woman Lose Weight lyrics

What a surpriser Open your eyes, A Woman advisor The name of this entertainment is women lose weight Our first years of marriage everything was just great But after two kids and the weight gain factor The fact is now she's completely unattractive Look, fat chicks, I don't mean to sound rude I tell her nice hit the gym and don't eat so much food But no, 'You're shallow, you need to run the course of unconditional love and So forth' But how, If desire's not there that's just delayment Divorce is, child support, alimony payments My happiness I doubt discouraged So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage Meanwhile my secretary June, well groomed 'When you gonna leave your wife?' I tell her soon monny soon I a**ume Or my destiny is blue Interestingly the only thing left for me to do Is to k** her What a surpriser Open your eyes, A Woman advisor I'm going to have to k** her Of course there's laws which enforces divorces I'm send that a** right To the morgue miss My plans against or shenanigans kinda ran thin Knowing nothing about poisoning and I can't swim Bad intentions pumping, might as wall become numb Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong But the catch is do I have the nerve to dispatch this Who can I get to help me murder this fat chick? I guess I'll have to play a dude robbing On Wednesday the day she usually goes food shopping Anyway, long story shor; hit the side of her Chrysler And sent it clean over the divider You ba*tard she said as the wreck went tumbling down the hill I thought she has to be dead Later on, ger a call from a Lieutenant O'Rourke Had me leaping like a frog "We need you at the morgue' So I selfishly pursue Boo Hoo there was nothing else left for me to do I have to k** her What a surpriser Screaming who done took my heart Acting shaken up a lot At the funeral, though everyone was looking at me odd Like I did it Like I was the reason my mates slain Murmuring, I heard he was displeased with her weight gain While my secretary, sort of a s**y blonde, can't look All she doea is order from restaurants All of the s** you want I doubt could address Clothes not washed proper and house look a mess And talking to detectives that was waiting outside How I took a long lunch break day the wife died I darn near turned pale And because of betrayal They indicted me and gave me an impossible bail Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent Moral of the story is desire is important So watch your weight it will keep your mate smitten It's a given Though looking back I realise I didn't have to k** her What a surpriser Well there you have it Keep trim keep your marriages healthy You know what I mean A small message from Morcheeba adn Slick Rick ruler Peace