Monty Python - Ho Ho f**ing Ho lyrics

(Chorus) Ho ho f**ing ho, What a crock o' sh**, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the f**in' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**ing ho. I'm Rudolph and I quit. Just who's he think he is? That little fat c*nt sat back in the sleigh, crackin' that f**in' whip. And me stuck up the front, with these other useless c*nts, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**ing ho. (Chorus) Ho ho f**ing ho, What a crock o' sh**, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the f**in' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**ing ho. And what about us elves, we've had enough as well, workin' in that freezing factory, it's cold as f**ing hell, we work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off, stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**ing ho. (Chorus) Ho ho f**ing ho, What a crock o' sh**, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the f**in' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**ing ho. I'm Santa Claus' wife, I know what he's really like, sneakin' into them little kid's rooms he's a f**in' paedophile, A devious old drunk, and I'm married to the c*nt, So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**ing ho. (Chorus) Ho ho f**ing ho, What a crock o' sh**, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the f**in' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**ing ho. Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**ing ho. Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**ing ho.