Mongol Horde - The Mark Of A Moron lyrics

Happy day! The agonizing wait has finally come to a happy end! The universe has granted us its blessing. Happiness is knowing that you'll never have to waste... Another keystroke Or pen stroke On marking your meaning Apparently the written word has been lacking a certain 'je ne sais quoi' How any writers survived Life before the semi-colon and the open bracket hooked up as soulmates Shakespeare and Orwell must be turning in their graves! Or at least turning their heads sideways Open bracket, semi-colon? You're f**ing kidding me! Open bracket, semi-colon? Mark of a moron! Open bracket, semi-colon? Come on now seriously! Open bracket, semi-colon? This is a f**ing con! Lost for words? We have that in common Lost for words? It leads me to suspect that you've nothing of meaning or value to say Basically, if you can't make your meaning plain with all the richness Of the English language and you have to resort to cartoon faces made With punctuation marks then you're a dick