Momus - Miss X, An Ex-Lover lyrics

Miss X is now just an ex-lover As time goes by it gets harder to remember why we split As I recall the reasons were all small and stupid: Miss X was doing horse Miss X wore shiny platform trainers Miss X more or less moved into my house when I was working on getting famous Miss X gave me chlamydia then, when I'd been told by the doctor Not to have s** for three weeks, put pressure on me to f** her Miss X, lying beside me when Diana died, couldn't give a sh** Miss X started calling me 'cold fish', 'plank' and 'Mr Limp Dick' Sex with Japanese pleased me more, I found them less voracious Miss X meanwhile was f**ing her way to the top, working on getting famous The great love of Miss X's life came back to town, she started to stalk him There were other reasons I left Miss X, but I've forgotten Miss X is now just an ex-lover As time goes by it gets harder to remember why we split As I recall the reasons were all small and stupid I miss her