Momus - Jeff Koons lyrics

He has come to bring you things that make you happy A gigantic puppy made of living flowers A balloon dog like a helium Brancusi Baroque and Rococo, Louis Quattorze Basketballs suspended in Bavaria Usher in a fat contented pig Whose every hair is hand-carved by Italian master-craftsmen A porcelain Michael Jackson and Bubbles in a wig A box of breakfast cereal we market to the morning A teddy bear policeman reprimands you with a warning And all that's made in heaven falls apart Pink and yellow arrows through your heart Blue and yellow arrows through your heart Green and yellow arrows through your heart Mr Koons with a swordfish! Pin the tail on Koons! President Koons on Mount Rushmore! The Klondike Trail by donkey Context is a game that you can play And art can help you have a better day Pink panthers from the realm of the ephemeral A friendly advertising testimonial A second empire chair, Boticelli hair Cut-outs at a fun fair and the clothes you love to wear Every time that it appears that happiness and fun Are as far away as Jupiter and Mars According to the lore of great philosophers A shaman must appear amongst the stars A Sun King lifts his hand amongst the stars And a vacuum cleaner stands amongst the stars Gigantic baboons Cereal spoons Philosopher kings The moon in June Disney cartoons The morning sun Jeff Koons