Momus - Hippopotamomus lyrics

I come from the jungle From Popocatepetl Chief of the clan Hippopotamomae But when the filthy great volcano Wiped out my fellow hippos I was the only individual to survive Hip-hip-hip Hippopotamomus Pop-pop-pop Popocatepetl Hip-hip-hip Hippopotamomus Pop-pop-pop Popocatepetl We rolled in mud Deep in the bed of the river Were monster fat And loved only disgusting things We rummaged about for truffles Then shat them out in the forest By the fabulous tombs of Aztec kings Hip-hip-hip Hippopotamomus Pop-pop-pop Popocatepetl Hip-hip-hip Hippopotamomus Pop-pop-pop Popocatepetl One day as I lay humping under Popocatepetl The volcano started pumping down hot liquid metal A flood of steaming lava erupted like Pompeii And stuck me forever to the hippo I was f**ing that day Hip-hip-hip Hippopotamomus Pop-pop-pop Popocatepetl Hip-hip-hip Hippopotamomus Pop-pop-pop Popocatepetl Then a team of boring scientists shoved us in a crate Packed it up with straw and then conveyed me and my mate To the Museum of Natural History, where between two stuffed camels They stuck us in this case labelled 'Copulating Artiodactyl Mammals' Hip-hip-hip Hippopotamomus Pop-pop-pop Popocatepetl Hip-hip-hip-hip-hip-hip-hip Hippopota- Hippopota- Pop-pop-pop-pop Popocatepetl Popocatepetl pop Pop-pop-pop Hip-hip Hippopotamomus Hip-hip-hip Pop-pop-pop-pop Popocate- Hip-hip Pop-pop Popocatepetl So press your nose against the gla** of the case of the Hippopotamomus Lithe, wriggling schoolgirl, blowing kisses, making eyes So blithely unaware, as you sn******g at my lust You'll be in this position by and by Hip-hip-hip Hippopotamomus Pop-pop-pop Popocatepetl Hip-hip-hip Hippopotamomus Pop-pop-pop-pop