Mommy Long Legs - Weird Girl lyrics

Don't wanna be another Ashley Don't wanna count my f**ing calories Don't wanna worry 'bout my body so dickheads will like me I'd rather make out with my TV screen Than anyone on the football team I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies (Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh) Don't wanna be another Ashley Don't wanna shop at Abercrombie I'd rather steal from JC Penny's 'cause it's really easy I'd rather make out with my TV screen Than anyone on the football team I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies [Chorus] 'Cause I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl, weird girl I wanna be a weird, weird, weird, weird girl I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl, freak girl I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky f**ing girl [Bridge] I'm not too cool for school I'm not too cool to drool I'm 'bout to school you fools Took a dip in my school's pool, a dip in my school's pool I'm not gonna follow the rules I'm not gonna eat your f**ing [?], no I'm 'bout to school this school Took a dip in my school's pool, dip in my school [Chorus] Because I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl, weird girl I wanna be a weird, weird, weird, weird girl I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl, freak girl I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky f**ing girl I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl, weird girl I wanna be a weird, weird, weird, weird girl I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl, freak girl I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky, f**ing, girl