Mojo Nixon - Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two-Headed Love Child lyrics

Debbie Gibson is pregnant, with my two headed love child It's a bigfoot baby, all covered in fur now Stark raving naked in the fornication nation We were secretly married out in Las Vegas At a little bitty chapel, Joan Collins married us Rootin tootin, ain't high falutin' Rick Astley is a pantywaist, mash my bu*t in his face He's teeny tiny two inches of terror, they're all gonna scare you Hairbrained co*kamamie knuckleheaded idjit galoot No truth to the rumour about Spuds and Debbie G Only went to the motel, just to watch a little TV Hate that dog, he must die T-T-T-T-T-Tiffany, is wrestling in jello Body slamming Debbie G, they're covered head to tow Hard on, my hard on I'm stark raving naked in the fornication nation Stark raving naked in the fornication nation