Mix Master Mike - Mixmasterpiece: Muzik's Worst Nightmare (Side A) lyrics

(Music: ??) "He won it. An unprecedented third time. Perhaps he is the greatest of all time, M–. Three time heavyweight champion of the world, M–. Ladies and gentlemen. Presenting the undisputed, the undefeated heavyweight champion of the world...." "Mix" "Master" "Mike" "Oh yeah. It ain't over motherf**ers." "Aw yeah!" "Awww yeah." "Awww" "f**" "Yeah!" "Man, get with that rough sh**, man, you know how we do." "You wanna take my title, yo you'll be alright." "I know you're gonna dig this." (Staticky voice) "Oh, things are different when you're out with your buddies." "I know, I know, I'm fly bro" "Mike!" "The master, master jam" "Mike!" "The mother f**in' goddamn master" "Step up if you wanna get" "Beat down" "Yes, it's the original" "Aw sh–" "Ey! Ey! F***ed your mother in the **s and she had you, alright?" "Hehah!" "One, two, three!" (Chanting) "Did you say something boss? Hmm?" "Give me that so I can smoke this mother f**er." "You are now about to witness the strength of" "What the f**, motherf**er?" "Mix Master Mike, who is the world's number 1 DJ, the supreme" "You are now about to witness the strength of" MUZIK'S WORST NIGHTMARE MUZIK'S WORST NIGHTMARE MUZIK'S WORST NIGHTMARE "Pigs can't get it, the n***as they got it" (x3) "All you other DJs..." "You wanna battle?" "M-I-K-E" "Man you're crazy" "Huh hu heh heh heheheh." "Man you're crazy" "n***a, is you crazy?" "Yeah!" "3 and to the 2, and 2 and to the 1" (x4) (1 / and to the 2, and 2 and to the / 3 and) "Now it's time to put they a** into the mix" "b*atch... West Coast flava" (x2) "Are you ready for" "Mike the man" "the mix" "master" "M-I-K-E" "the mix masta" "Uhh!" "It's the master" "Tearin' sh** the f** up" (???) "I'ma give it to ya" "Man" "Ha! Ha!" "You'll never have the sk**s like mine." "Come on" "Any mother f**in' contender" "It's only one" "Raw" "Mike that you know, it's" "WEEELLLL" "Yo cut" "I can bug out" "To!" "Mike!" "Mike" "Mike" "Every single day" "When I flex sh** I wreck sh** It's not unexpected" "Ha ha" "Might take a cruise around the planet" "Huhu ha ha!" "Why has it got to be" "Mike!" "on the cut?" "Because" "You don't understand what I'm kickin'" "Yo cut" "Sorry!" "You ain't got enough soul!" "Get off my dick, n***a!" "Stay off his dick!" "Oh yeah" "You come in my realm, you get beat" "Like this" "Yeah, n***a, what's up with all that motherf**in' sh** you was talkin', n***a?" "Sonic boom!" (Various Street Fighter 2 sound effects) "Uppercut!" "Oh yeah." "You got knocked the f** out, man!" "b*atch!" "Never ever ever f**in' whack" "How can I make you understand? I get ill on a posse with my goddamn hands" "And who the f** are you?" "And if you don't like it, get the f** out." "Well, well, well!" "WEEELLLL" "Wanna battle me, now that's strange behavior" "Ha! Haha hehehahaow!" "Boing" "Uh, Uh" "Boom! Ping! Buck! P–" "Wa-psh, wa-psh, wa-psh psh" "The motherf**in'" "Mix Master" "Mike!" "Mike" "Mike!" "M-I-K-E" "Don't give a sheeeyit" "Swingin' through your town like your neighborhood Spider-man!" "He's got radioactive blood" "Mix Master!" "What is it that you look for in a woman?" "He don't give a f**." "f** the whole damn crew." "Oooo-ooo-oooo." "And gives up the cash." "That b**h is slippin'" "Take that, motherf**ers." "Ooh, bam, got" (x2) "Damn!" "God damn!" "Deeper and deeper, I hope you understand it." "Mother f**er" "I don't think so" "When n***as bite" "I give 'em my motherf**in' a**hole" "Heh heh heh hem hmm hmm hmm." (Music = ??) "There's only, there, there, there's only There's only one, Mike that you know" (Music = ??) "I'm harder than the hardest, hard as hard can get" "Mix master! Do you agree?" "I'm harder than the hardest, hard as hard can get" "All weak motherf**ers give my ring a kiss" "I'm harder than the hardest, hard as hard can get" "It's time to let you know who you're f**in' with" "Takin' out every s**er DJ in the place" "Mother f**in' cracker jack need to step the f** back" "It's time to let you know who you're f**in' with" "Ha-ha hahaha, check out this bizarre" "Patna?" "Do you want some of this?" "Hell no" (???) "It's time to let you know who you're f**in' with" "Mix master" "Woo-ha!" "Mike, Mike" "Mix master" "Mike! Mike, Mike, Mike!" "Mix master" "Woo-ha!" "Mike Mike Mike Mike" "The M the I, the K the E" "Here we go!" "Don't front, s**ers" "DJ!" "You wanna keep bitin'?" "Patna?" (???) "Like this!" "When will mother f**ers learn?" (x3) "Check it! One-two! You don't wanna step to!" "Mike!" "The original, yes I am the boss" "Mother f**in' cracker jack need to step the f** back" "Hit-hit-hit hit, hit me" (Scratching) (More scratching) "s**as" "I (???) my grip" "I take, I take take, I take over the plate" (Scratching) "Tell them other n***as who know me Tell 'em who's the boss" "Ah, b**h!" "Word" (Scratching) "Woo-ha!" "All that scratching is makin' me itch" (Scratching) "Are you ready?" "I get, I get hardcore, man From the underland a f**in' wonderman" "Why has it got to be so damn, so damn, damn tough" (Scratching) "Stop and stare at, stop and stare at... people stop and stare at" "Mike" (Scratching) "The creator of the hip-hop style" "Um, water is insubstantial. By that I mean you cannot grasp hold of it. You cannot punch it and hurt it. So, every gung fu man is trying to do that. To be soft like water and flexible and adapt itself to the opponent." "He will be the one who will (???). Take care of that scoundrel." "Step up" (x3) "We are joined now by Mix Master Mike." (Boing boing boing) (Bells) (Music = ???) "Uh, like that, yeah" (Music = "Riders on the Storm" by The Doors) "You know we keep it moving, I said we keep it moving Baby we be moving, you know we keep it moving" "Serial k**er" "They don't know I'm wicked, when I start to kick it" "Deep as the Poseidon Adventure" "Yeah, this is Grand Wizard Theodore, the creator of the scratch, and you're listening to the serial wax k**er Mix Master Mike, he got it goin' on. If you don't know, now you know." "Bust it!" "We've got a mechanized monster... that eats people" (Scratching) "If you feel like movin'" "Heyaeyaeyaeyeyyy" (A quite inverted scratch of that) "If you feel confused, and" "Oh my god!" "Oh, man! I'm the baddest! Hip hop man! Across the world!" (Scratching) (Roar) "I'm a turntable manipulator" "Turntable wizard Mike Schwartz, better known as Mix Master Mike" "I'm a turntable manipulator" "Mix Master Mike" "If you're partying in the club, you might stop and see what's going on, to watch somebody like Mike." "I'm a turntable manipulator" "He's the premiere scratch DJ on the planet." "But his world doesn't revolve around the club scene" "I'm a turntable manipulator... it's an instrument" "Keep on scratchin'"