Mitt Romney - Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up? lyrics

[Intro] [Newt Gingrich] I just think he ought to be honest with the American people And try to win as the real Mitt Romney [TV ad] Meet the real Mitt Romney [MSNBC reporter] Who is the real Romney? [Various] No one really knows who the real Mitt Romey is He's an enigma [Josh Romney] He's a dad and a family man [Various] Who is the real Romney? Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States [Intro 2: Barack Obama] Can I have your attention, please? Can I have your attention, please? Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up? I repeat, will the real Mitt Romney please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here [Verse 1: Mitt Romney] Y'all act like you haven't seen a Mormon before Drawers down on the floor I'm not concerned about the very poor I got it wrong – sorry, that's not what I meant I want every American to be in the top one percent I'm really named Willard, that's my first name I'm not looking for a colony on the moon, just for someone to blame I like being able to fire people [Newt] I'm Newt Gingrich [M.R.] You're fired [Rick Santorum] I'm Rick Santorum and I'm [M.R.] Fired -- boom, boom, boom [Donald Trump] Conservative women [Mike Huckabee] Love Mitt Romney [Mitt Romney] And I love cars, I love lakes I'm running for office, for Pete's sake With regards to abortion -- pro-life, pro-choice I firmly believe in my own singing voice [Interlude 1: M.R.] For purple mountain's majesty Above the fruited plain [N.G.] Where are we at, John? [Verse 2: M.R.] With regards to abortion You can choose your own adventure It's a Republican [N.G.] dimension [M.R.] And I'm more concerned about the banks -- they're unable to lend Corporations are people, my friend My dog is on the roof My dog is on the roof Who let the dogs out -- hoo, hoo Understand, I'm an exception The Obama contraception Not a vulture, I'm an eagle I'm gonna get my lawn cut by illegals There will be an influx Hispanic voters in trucks Look, if you don't believe, I'll tell you what Ten thousand bucks? Well, I made a lot of money Matter of factually I drive a couple of Cadillacs, actually I have emotion and pa**ion That's a joke, for the record But if you want the soul of America restored Come on board Take your fair share And every Mormon raise your underwear And sing the chorus, Papa Bear [Hook: M.R.] I'm Mitt Romney and I'm the real Romney All the other Mitt Romneys are just ma**-debating [B.O.] So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up [Outro] I decided that was a terrible song