Mitt Romney - Obama Joke (and 2016 Denial) in Iowa lyrics

Now when you're running for office people tell you, you shouldn't tell jokes. But I'm not running for office, so I can tell one. President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn't have his ID. And the teller said you've got to prove who you are. He said, "How should I do that?" She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in, he didn't have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check. And then Andre Aga**i came in. And Andre Aga**i didn't have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet– hit it onto that target time. We knew that was Andre Aga**i so we cashed his check. And she said to him, "Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?" And [Obama] said, "I don't have a clue." And she said, "Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills."