Mitch Benn And The Distractions - The Interactive Song lyrics

Please grab your keypads and start voting ... Look at the menu on your screen and press the red bu*ton now Look at the menu on your screen and press the red bu*ton now Please wait ... loading data all keys are locked ... Please wait ... loading data all keys are locked ... Please wait You have selected: lavatorial humour In the style of: Elvis Uh huh huh, baby, now that wasn't me Uh huh huh, baby, now that wasn't me Well I had the cabbage soup But I can guarantee Uh huh huh, baby, now that wasn't me Please wait ... loading data all keys are locked ... Please wait You have selected: slapstick In the style of: James Brown Hit me! Hit me! Owwwww! Look at the menu on your screen and press the red bu*ton now Look at the menu on your screen and press the red bu*ton now Please wait ... loading data all keys are locked ... Please wait ... loading data all keys are locked ... Please wait You have selected: satire In the style of: David Bowie This is air traffic control to flight 502 I'm sorry, we're all on strike And I hope your captain knows which way to go Look at the menu on your screen and press the red bu*ton now Look at the menu on your screen and press the red bu*ton now Please wait ... loading data all keys are locked ... Please wait ... loading data this-is-taking-bloody-ages ... Please wait ... loading data so-much-for-technology ... Please wait You have selected: one-liners In the style of: U2 So Celine Dion walks into a bar, or a pub, or some such place The barman takes one look at her and he says 'Why the long face?' Then in comes a bloke with necrotizing fasciitis, looking blue The barman says 'Hey buddy, what's eating you?' Look at the menu on your screen and press the red bu*ton now Look at the menu on your screen and press the red bu*ton Press the red bu*ton Press the red bu*ton now