Mistress Marcia - (If I Were a Slave) I'd Want to Kiss My Ass Too lyrics

[Introduction:] If I can be frank with you f*ggots for a minute I just wanna come out and say What the f**'s your problem with a-lickin' out my a**hole? If I were a slave, I'd lick my a** all day! [Chorus:] If I were a slave, I'd want to kiss my a** too It'd be the only thing to cheer me up when I am blue It'd be the only thing that I'd ever wanna do If I were a slave, I'd want to lick my a** too [Verse 1:] I pummeled you until my sweaty a** was boilin' and heatin' So I'd think that it's a gift to lick my a** after you're beaten An a**-licking's better than an injury, wouldn't ya think? I wouldn't wanna take some bumps and bruises over filthy stink I would lick my a** until the motherf**in' thing straight-up falls of me And then I'd slurp the liquid sweat up as if it was coffee Sure, I guess it's possible that my a** could be a tad crappy But it's sure as sh** worth it if you're keepin' Marcia happy! I wouldn't take too kindly when you b**h that it is sh**ty If my a** is f**in' sh**ty then the sh**ty's itty-bitty And again, it's f**in' worth it if it makes me calm my titties Part of slavery is gettin' down both grime and gritty I'm takin' a break from breakin' your bones, breakin' your nose And all I ask is that you s** my a** without no clothes? That's f**in' ridiculous how you could ever give a no to that offer It's a slave's first priority to make sure that a Mistress prospers So the next time you're thinkin' of sayin' no to my stinkin' You'd better take a goddamn moment to thank my a** that you're still blinkin' Yeah, okay, I'll give you that, your eyes are sure as sh** a-pinkin' But I don't believe an a**-whoopin' is better than a**-drinkin' [Chorus]