Miss Fraulein - A True Story lyrics

Time ago I saw a lady banging her head on night pole She was drunk, up set and I could barely ask her "excuse me why?" She was bleeding, crying, weeping looping incomprehensible words Pointed her finger at a tree and this is what she screamed at me My cat! My cat! Fell from the roof And landed on that maple tree My cat! My only love and friend is dying on that f**ing tree Then she crumbled on the sidewalk splashin' in a pool of red blood Punching the ground and her knees and begging "my lord help me please!" Pulled out something from her pocket a family picture and a 357 Started puking her disgrace and placed the picture in front my face My son! He's a great musician he's around the world, now touring My son! He's a stupid loser Spits out sh** instead of singing My husband, ugly mutherf**er can away with all our money Took a plane to Casablanca everyone now calls him Vanessa People came to watch the scene and she started raging out Pointed the gun at her head and rumbled "who wants to see me dead?" The next thing that I heard was boom! but the lady did not die Turned her head up to the crowd and she started screaming up so loud I cannot die, I'm immortal I'm controlled by the UFOs I was abducted in 1921 (my friend this life goes) Leave me alone, don't ha**le me there's nothing wrong with my head I'm locked out, I lost my keys and I just want to go to bed