You only love me for my big sun gla**es And my Tony Lomas And my Dodge Dart cla**ic You said "I'll be Johhny and you be June I'll ride with you to the moon" But guess what? [Chorus:] You can't ride in my little red wagon The front seat's broken and the axel's dragin' You can't step to this backyard swagger You know it ain't my fault when I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like Ooh, ah, ooh, ah Oh, heaven help me I've been sewing wildflower seeds And chasing tumble weeds But that's just who I be And you're just trying to slow this rolling stone But I'm on to you baby So guess what? [Chorus:] You can't ride in my little red wagon The front seat's broken and the axel's dragin' No you can't step to this backyard swagger You know it ain't my fault when I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like Ooh, ah, ooh, ah Oh, you only love me for my big sun gla**es And my Tony Lomas I live in Oklahoma And I've got long, blonde hair And I play guitar, and I go on the road And I do all the sh** you wanna do And my dog does tricks And I ain't about drama, ya'll And I love my apron But I ain't your mama! So guess what? [Chorus:] You can't ride in my little red wagon The front seat's broken and the axel's dragin' No you can't step to this backyard swagger You know it ain't my fault when I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh