Miranda Lambert - Gravity Is A b**h lyrics

You spent your twenties feeling That you're walking on the ceiling And you party like you're eight feet tall You say working's for the birds Chasing dreams in mini skirts From here everything seems small Then thirties come around And you finally feel the ground Look around and maybe start planning For what the future holds And though you're far from old, Your moisturizer's been less time tanning You're hanging over, but you're hanging in You're starting to look like all of your friends Conversations turning from rock n' roll To kids and politics and how much money you owe Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs You got places you can't even itch You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it But you're never gonna beat it 'Cause gravity is a b**h Forty's kinda boring And you spend your time ignoring The things you don't see so clear Your reflection in the gla** Is gonna knock you on you a** You wonder how the hell to get down here You're happy in your fifties Though things are kinda shifty At sixty you find peace of mind Go to bed at 8 o'clock And comb your hair if you still got it 'Cause you're almost at the finish line You're hanging over, but you're hanging in You're starting to look like all of your friends Conversations turning from rock n' roll To kids and politics and how much money you owe Got bags under your eyes, Bigger hips and bigger thighs You got places that you can't even itch You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it But you're never gonna beat it 'Cause gravity is a b**h Yeah, gravity is a b**h I'm here to tell ya Gravity is a b**h