I have been draggin' around your sensitive ego Making sure that your bags arrive on time for the dog and pony show A little suitcase like a brick, It kinda makes it hard to get a good grip I drop your troubles off at the conveyor belt, I'll hand you a ticket to go get it yourself At the baggage claim, you got a lot of luggage in your name When you hit the ground, check the lost and found Cause it ain't my problem now I can't carry it on, I've got a lot of troubles on my own It's all over the yard, in the trunk of the car, I'm packin' it in, so come and get it. If it ain't obvious what has set me off today, Behind every woman scorned is a man who made her that way Go on and take your little business trip with that sweet little habit That you can't kick You better call your momma when you get to town Cause I ain't gonna be hangin' around At the baggage claim, you got a lot of luggage in your name When you hit the ground, check the lost and found Because it ain't my problem now I can't carry it on, I've got a lot of troubles of my own It's all over the yard, in the trunk of the car, I'm packin' it in, so come and get it Come and get it! Come and pick it up, pick it up Before I blow it up in flames You better pick it up, pick it up, Baby, I'm leaving everything... At the baggage claim, you got a lot of luggage in your name And when you hit the ground, check the lost and found Cause it ain't my problem now I can't carry it on, I've got a lot of troubles of my own It's all over the yard, in the trunk of the car, Well I'm packin' it in, so come and get it Come and get your sh**!