Miracle Of Sound - Duke, You Used To Be Cool lyrics

Duke: Aww, come on! '96 you were the king of the world Bada** in every way Huntin' the invaders yeah a smooth operator Kickin' a** and savin' the day Duke: Hey, that's not fair! Fans: Who are you supposed to be now? Duke: Don't you know who I am? Fans: You're an out of date, redundant sacred cow! Duke (Duke!) You used to be cool But you gotta make your mind up if you're modern or old school Duke (Duke!) You used to be cool Learn to kick a** again and get rid of that lame two-weapon rule And then the world might not be so cruel So we waited for your regal return How could we know you'd become A f**in' p**y hidin' behind a wall sh**, I guess you found more gum Duke: Things have changed in 12 years Fans: You've become a wimp since then! Duke: sh**, gettin' drunk off one beer Fans: You should still be sober after ten! Duke (Duke!) You used to be cool But you gotta make your mind up if you're modern or old school Duke (Duke!) You used to be cool Learn to kick a** again and get rid of that lame two-weapon rule And then the world might not be so cruel Duke: Now I'm really pissed off And the aliens say... WE WANT YOUR WOMEN! WE WANT YOUR WOMEN! WE WANT YOUR WOMEN! WE WANT YOUR WOMEN! GIVE US YOUR WOMEN! GIVE US YOUR WOMEN! GIVE US YOUR WOMEN! GIVE US YOUR WOMEN! GIVE US YOUR WOMEN! GIVE US YOUR WOMEN! GIVE US YOUR WOMEN! GIVE US YOUR WOMEN! Duke (Duke) You used to be cool But you gotta make your mind up if you're modern or old school Duke (Duke) You used to be cool Learn to kick a** again and get rid of that lame two-weapon rule And then the world might not be so cruel (Cruel) (So cruel)