Mir Fontane - Miss Bill Collector lyrics

[Intro] Hello *Hello Mr. Fontane I'm Mrs. Brit* What's going on *I'm calling in regards to a couple of fees that are still pending* A couple of fees? *I was wondering when we could expect the payment on these* Y'all always call me on my phone with this bullsh** *Do you have an amount that you'd like to put down?* I ain't got it right now, I already told you the last time *I understand but* I told you last time that I ain't got the f**ing money *We still need our money Sir* Listen hold up [Hook] Please get off my dick Miss Bill Collector I know I got student loans But please don't call my f**ing phone I don't mean to disrespect you *Listen Sir I understand your anger* But you ain't tryna work with me Can't you see I'm tryna make ends meet So please get off my dick Miss Bill Collector Cause don't you know I'm ready to blow Why you giving me pressure *Sir I understand with the recession and all* When I got it all, swear I'll give you a call When it's all together But in the meantime Get off my, get off my Get off my dick Miss Bill Collector *Do you think perhaps we could ballpark a date?* [Verse] Mama said you can't depend on n***as, hoes or the weather Coming up on the Side I got blood in my eyes Had to pull it together *Sir do you think we could schedule* I see gunshots fly, looked my brother in his eyes And he was gone forever I got a lot on my mind You gon' have to give me time Miss Bill Collector Now check the method I used to run around reckless Back when I was in North Hampton We had screw drivers for weapons Wasn't violent, just was childish Macking fiends and poking tires f**ing girls we knew from school Before that p**y got that mileage in But I grew up I graduated went to college yeah Get a degree go make your grampa proud again But my fifth semester, teary eyes to my professor They k**ed my homie on campus And you pressing for your extras f** your money *Trust me sir I understand your frustration* [Hook] Please get off my dick Miss Bill Collector I know I got student loans But please don't call my f**ing phone I don't mean to disrespect you *Can I give you a ring next week and perhaps we can schedule a payment then?* But you ain't tryna work with me Can't you see I'm tryna make ends meet So please get off my dick Miss Bill Collector Cause' don't you know I ready to blow Why you giving me pressure *Perhaps we could line up the payments with your paychecks?* When I got it all, swear I'll give you a call When it's all together But in the meantime Get off my, get off my Get off my dick Miss Bill Collector *Maybe we could set up a direct deposit*