Minor Planet - Name Calling lyrics

Call me slim not shady just scrawny So scrawny automatic doors ignore me I was born to be insubstantial Lying in this lion's den, call me daniel And call me dannyboy, call me deezus Call me when you want treacle on your speakers Call me in to finish crossword puzzles I lick the pointy bic tip, put the ‘b' in subtle I'm not the same, call me strange Call me Mr INTJ I run the game round here no pressure I wrote this on my whiteboard call me the professor Then i booted up my mac i'm the mackest Record a track backwards just for practice This asthmatic cat's catnip is lactic Acid from verbal gymnastics, arachnid Tactics in my creepy crawly drawl talking Always home alone - call me Macauley Caulkin You can call me whatever, however It's called Henman Hill, so what if Murray's better Like when you call me feller, that's embarra**ing Call me arrogant but call me mr addison I grew up in St Georges road Cheriton This skeleton left and came back again Coz i'm your local MP minor planet dammit Administering dope from the cabinet Steady representing your interests Barking Toad and Magnets my favorites And it seems my obscurity will never end Call me jealous of your girlfriend She's got the look... Call me when she's read a book A tin of roses by another name would taste as sweet At least i think that's what they say If Juliet was Julian Romeo would be gay That'd barely change the themes of the play Call me counterfeit for quoting the Bard My point is, you can call me what you want The point is if you're calling me at all then i'm calling the shots And i'll be crawling up the charts If you're ignoring me you're calling my bluff That's fair enough in love and war High Touch Town is what i'm fighting for We're getting down in the trenches I think i've been called up for national service That's why i made these verses Call me pretentious Somebody better call you a f**ing ambulance