How do you do I see you've met my, faithful, handyman He's just a little brought down 'Cause when you knocked He thought you were the candyman Don't get strung out By the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man By the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite From Trans**ual, Transylvania Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie (Spoken) I'm glad we caught you at home Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry (Spoken) Right (Spoken) We'll just say where we are Then go back to the car We don't want to be any worry Well you got caught with a flat Well how 'bout that Well babies don't you panic By the light of the night It'll all seem alright I'll get you a Satanic mechanic I'm just a sweet transvestite From Trans**ual, Transylvania Why don't you stay for the night Night Or maybe a bite Bite I could show you my favorite obsession I've been making a man With blonde hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my tension I'm just a sweet transvestite From Trans**ual, Transylvania Hit it! Hit it I'm just a sweet transvestite Sweet Transvestite From Trans**ual Transylvania So come up to the lab And see what's on the slab I see you shiver with antici... pation But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame So I'll remove the cause But not the symptom