Mills Kohai - Water Dude lyrics

[Intro: Mills Kohai] Oh nooooo BWOUH, BWOW BWOW! Yeah! Yeah I did it! Oh, it's me, I'm the greatest rapper 2015 This is for my super hot mixtape Uhh...uh, Cash Money and Bizsnitches It's the Best album Dropping 2015 and something in the winter [Verse: Mills Kohai] Or maybe in the center I am a sinner But I love the Bible Because the Bible tells all the greatest stories That I can do whenever I need to go to sleep Like how Jesus did the thing Where he liked that thing on Facebook Yeah, Facebook is in the Bible, deuce Yoosh, yo-yo you're a douche Like R-C-V, because he did 9/11 Like...u-like you and Gibbontake On the song last week Look at me, I'm super dope I am a rapper, rapper, rapper I am the best like Eminem rapper Eminem, candy, candy wrapper I like candy, cause candy is sweet Candy goes inside of a candy wrapper A candy goes inside me Cause I am a candy rapper I rap about candy Candy, candy, candy, candy Speaking about the Bible, I'm an atheist I got a fedora, not really Ha-ha we got to get rid of atheism Because nobody likes them, they're all dumb They don't believe in Jeebus Crost Jeebus crost and crust he made the crust on your toast Toast, toast, toast Slitelyovercokedtoasd Mike Johnston is a horse I don't like horses Because horses are actually all black people I'm of the KKK Not really, I'm actually of the JJJ The "Jelly, Jelly, Jelly" PB&J Peanutbu*terGamer is not a good reviewer And neither is ProJared They don't like Kingdom Hearts I like Joshscorcher He makes the best top tens Especially when he is drunk, drunk, drunk All the best top tens come from people who are drunk That's why my favorite top ten person is Jim Gaffigan Cause he's never drunk Actually he likes donuts, donuts Jim Gaffigan is actually a fat guy Fat guy Black guy Brown guy Asian Asians...are-are great Asians are great and I'm not offensive Actually I'm offensive You are all a bunch of gay people See I said the word gay Look at me I'm edgy Ow le edge I'm Shadow the Hedgehog, k** la k** That didn't rhyme, look at me I'm still the best cause I'm the MC My initials is R.M.B.G.E.T.EETCHY.E.T I'm like E.T. because I'm so fly I fly over the moon and you're all a bunch of policemen With walkie-talkies because your guns were censored in that one version Cause Steven Spielberg is a big pansy He's a big wuss, he can't match with me He's not a rapper so he can't match with me I will beat Steven Spielberg up with a bat Up with a bat, with the baseball bat With the mat and I'll put him on the mat because I am black Look how many times I've mentioned black people Look at me, what do you think I am Tech N9ne? No I'm not Tech N9ne because I didn't make a bunch of albums and I'm not Richard Speaking of Richard, he is a Jew Did I mention that? No I didn't He made an album and nobody liked it It got a 0/10 on Kotaku Cause Kotaku...is gay Kotaku is gonna be sued by Hulk Hogan For putting his information on-on their website because they're not really that smart Because they failed high school That's right they failed high school High school actually is not a good place Because Yandere-Chan I mean Mike Johnston I mean Zum-pa-no I mean...SECK BOI SECK BOI wants Senpai to notice him So he k**ed all of the people that didn't like his opinions on politics His opinions on politics is that he is a liberal Like Libertarian Socialist Rants Like CammehYaBams nobody likes CammehYaBams Because he made a video on NateTalksToYou "Hey did you know that thing about NateTalksToYou?" Plug him in the socket, put it in your phone Charge up your phone to 98% I mean 69%, I mean 77 69, 69, look at me I'm funny [Outro: Mills Kohai] I'm almost near the end of the song One second Lorenzo you got a big red hat I'm gonna post that on Twitter, tweet, tweet, tweet Let's see I'm gonna tweet it, tweet, tweet, tweet Go back, click click, Lorenzo has a big red hat (definitely) And that is- I put in the word "har" instead of hat How'd I do that? Maybe it's because...uhh... SHUT UP I DON'T su*k AT DYNASTY WARRIORS YOU FRICK! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!