Miley Cyrus - I Don't Feel Beautiful lyrics

There was a day, not so long ago I didn't feel so beautiful I felt quite ugly If my fans ever saw me like this, I might just (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!) Scream Yeah yeah yeah Scream Do my fans even love me Do my fans even care Would my fans try to beat me up, If I stare I do all the things I do all the things My fans do Like farting And burping I also pick my nose I poop and I pee wherever it goes My boyfriend dumped me 'Cause I pa**ed stinky gas In his face He thought I was cute, But then a little diharrea came (oops) Yup I am a poopie girl and I'm not Beautiful My momma bought me diapers and said "Miley, you're way too old for this" I cried farting all the way I have poop It goes everywhere And yet, I'm still a celebrity When I performed on tour With the Jonas Brothers You don't know how embara**ing it was I had to wear 4 diapers on stage The kind that have air freshener When I farted they said "Someone took a poop on this tour bus, but who" I farted loud again They said "Miley can't fart, she's a girl" I had silent but deadly farts With a little turd too "Something stinks" They said I ripped off the diapers "Aaaah that feels good" I said Soon, they saw the diharrea "Cool, diharrea girl" They said I am Beautiul, I'm not Miley, I AM DIHARREA GIRL